But, it’s just a joke…

So, it’s time for lunch, and you and a co-worker step into the elevator to get the hell out of dodge and away from your boss for an hour. You ride the fart box down like you’ve done every day for years when BAM!, the elevator jerks to a stop and the lights go out. Okay, these things happen. Just hold on for a minute or two and see what happens, it could just be a brief power outage. We’re waiting. Nothing’s happening. We’re still waiting. Nothing’s still happening. Just when you think there’s a real problem the lights come back on. Phewww, that was close; the burrito truck isn’t going to wait out by the front sidewalk forever. You think that’s the end of the story? Well, if it was, you wouldn’t be here reading an article about it, now would you…

 

You start yacking with your elevator friend when you ask: Umm, wasn’t there just the two of us in here when the lights went out? You both glance over your shoulder and who’s standing behind you but some zombie  looking twelve-year old chick in a ratty night gown holding a dolly and staring at the ground through her stringy hair. Go ahead, pee your pants, it’s okay. I’m sure one of the poor victims of this practical joke did < click for Youtube video.

Apparently, an elevator was specially built for the occasion that provided plenty of two way mirrors and a secret door that allowed the little ghost girl to sneak in and out quietly during the dark without being detected. What the hell, are these people who came up with this trying to give someone a freaking heart attack? I don’t know about you, but if I had been in that elevator, that little girl would have become the most abused kid in the hemisphere, because I can multitask; screaming, peeing my pants and throwing a karate kick all at the same time ain’t nothin’ when that scary chick from The Ring is standin’ there staring at you!

 

 

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