Don’t Forget Where You Come From

Allan Quatermain orders his men to fire in thi...

Allan Quatermain orders his men to fire in this illustration by Thure de Thulstrup from Maiwa’s Revenge (1888). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A little while back I was sitting and pondering how great it would be to pump out a piece of work that could someday become a classic piece of literature. You know, something that people use to describe what it’s like when done right. We’ve heard about these authors since we sat in grade school reading aloud for the class: Twain, Hemingway, Asimov, Clarke, Fitzgerald, Wells. These writers will be part of the vernacular forever.
Well, as I sat daydreaming about becoming a grand master, I realized that I hadn’t read a piece of classic literature in a long time. How could I become one of them if I don’t know who and what they are? Continue reading

If You Wish Hard Enough, Will It Come True???


Anyone who knows me knows that I suck at golf. That’s not to say that I don’t love to play golf, I am just horrible at the actual execution of the game. I really wish I was good at golf though. Maybe if I WISH REALLY HARD I CAN BE GOOD AT GOLF. I’ll close my eyes super tight, squeeze my forehead until it makes those ugly lines, and hold my breath until it happens. That should be enough to make me the next Tiger Woods (well, if Tiger Woods’ ancestors were from the cold and wet North Sea fishing village of Cullen, Scotland…).

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